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benhughes:

Hoping they reunite… 

“So sick, so sick of being tired. 

And oh so tired of being sick. 

Willing and ready to prove the worst of everything you said about. 

So obviously desperate, so desperatly obvious. 

So good at setting bad examples. 

Listen, Trick, I’ve had all I can handle.”

@1 year ago with 18 note and 84 play
piratekitten:

hyena cub born at the denver zoo.

piratekitten:

hyena cub born at the denver zoo.

@2 years ago
juliasegal:

Still cute…

juliasegal:

Still cute…

@2 years ago with 200 notes
(via dirtylittlestylewhore)
@2 years ago
homoshame:

“You can ‘padma’ me all night long.”

homoshame:

“You can ‘padma’ me all night long.”

@2 years ago with 13 notes
guillee:

All you need is LOL.
Get. In. My. Wardrobe.

guillee:

All you need is LOL.

Get. In. My. Wardrobe.

@2 years ago with 1104 notes
servemyworldblog:

DONATE MONEY AND I’LL TATTOO WHATEVER ON ME!
I’m raising money for Third World orphanages. For every $10 you donate, your name gets entered into a drawing. Your name gets picked, you choose any tattoo for me to get. I get tattoo, kids get help, you get the glory of knowing there is a human out there with a tattoo of your face on it. Everyone’s happy. DONATE, read awful tattoo submissions and submit your own HERE!
* REBLOG - FOR EVERY REBLOG UP TO 3,000 MY DAD WILL DONATE $2 
GUILT TRIP ALERT: $10 will give a classroom of kids education for one day or buy you two drinks at Starbucks.

servemyworldblog:

DONATE MONEY AND I’LL TATTOO WHATEVER ON ME!

I’m raising money for Third World orphanages. For every $10 you donate, your name gets entered into a drawing. Your name gets picked, you choose any tattoo for me to get. I get tattoo, kids get help, you get the glory of knowing there is a human out there with a tattoo of your face on it. Everyone’s happy. DONATE, read awful tattoo submissions and submit your own HERE!

* REBLOG - FOR EVERY REBLOG UP TO 3,000 MY DAD WILL DONATE $2 

GUILT TRIP ALERT: $10 will give a classroom of kids education for one day or buy you two drinks at Starbucks.

@2 years ago with 1925 notes

"I didn’t lie. I was writing fiction with my mouth!"

Homer Simpson (via hunsonisgroovy)
@2 years ago with 348 notes
thedailywhat:

KILL IT WITH FIRE of the Day: DeviantARTist Andrea G.’s Pikachu ski mask (which doubles as a beanie) is quite possibly the most effective robbery accessory ever knit, considering there isn’t a single person alive who would be shocked into parting with his/her earthly possessions immediately upon encountering this soulless vizard in a dark alley.
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thedailywhat:

KILL IT WITH FIRE of the Day: DeviantARTist Andrea G.’s Pikachu ski mask (which doubles as a beanie) is quite possibly the most effective robbery accessory ever knit, considering there isn’t a single person alive who would be shocked into parting with his/her earthly possessions immediately upon encountering this soulless vizard in a dark alley.

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@2 years ago with 277 notes
atomische:

Dress made with 24,000 LEDs

atomische:

Dress made with 24,000 LEDs

@2 years ago with 1034 notes

"“Life is a journey, not a destination; there are no mistakes, just chances we’ve taken.”"

@2 years ago
(via espeon)

(via espeon)

@2 years ago

"For most of history, Anonymous was a woman."

Virginia Woolf (via quote-book)
@2 years ago with 698 notes

1940’s slang.

goodolddays:

Ducky shincracker- A good dancer

Active duty- Sexually promiscuous boy.

Share crop- Sexually promiscuous girl.

Greeby- Terrible

Drooly- A cute guy

An Able-Grable/Blackout girl/Dilly- A cute girl

Some of Hitler’s Work/Void coupon- An unattractive girl

Khaki wacky- Boy crazy

Doll dizzy- Girl crazy

Dead hoofer- A bad dancer

Gammin’- Showing off

Hen fruit- Eggs

Hi sugar, are you rationed?- Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?

Motorized freckles- Insects

Snap your cap- To get angry

What’s buzzin’, cousin?- How’s it going?

@2 years ago with 1526 notes
junglejustine:

onlymichelle:

My notes for today.

junglejustine:

onlymichelle:

My notes for today.

@2 years ago with 25 notes